Monday, January 17, 2011

The Austin Diet - A Hot Mess

Let's see...Got up earlier than I would like Saturday to head to Austin (4:30 to be precise)...had to take a friend to the airport before I left...

Austin Diet Day 1
Breakfast - Grande Chai - Starbucks & Two Breakfast Tacos - Cabana
Lunch - Fish & Chips - BJs Brewhouse
Dinner - word - LOVE...for those that say champagne causes headaches...truth be told...I'd rather have a bottle of champagne than a bottle of wine if we're talking headaches.
All good nights start with Champagne
Rain be Gone - It doesn't do wonders for the hair
All good nights end with friends who make you laugh til it hurts
Dessert -"We should go to Gourdough's..."  Holy freaking cow...literally...I feel like a total heffer after all that...I ate a 1/4 Dirty Berry & shared some cherry bombs
R. Cope approved trailer food - Shout Out!
X-Large so you can see for yourself how XL your ass will get after you eat here...
donuts meant for sharing, although some do not
Our snazzy collection of Cherry Bombs, Dirty Berry,  Mama's Cake & Ms Short Cake

Austin Diet Day 2
Breakfast - Yogurt
Lunch - Casino el Camino Burger (1/2 burger plus fries)
Dinner - Polvo's caldo de pollo & mango margarita, but the point is I ate chips too...Bad girl
Always a fav...hadn't been in a while
Escabeche - mmmmm
Dessert - Leftover Gourdough's

Austin Diet Day 3
Breakfast - Grande Chai & vanilla bean petite scone
Travel Snack/Meal - Czech Stop spicy sausage w/cheese & strawberry cream cheese kolache

It's a good thing I had my "Eatin' Dress" on this weekend. (B. Ewers)
Who in hell eats this much?!  NO ONE!!  My trips there are few and far between, but I can't do this again.  Please get warmer so I indulge in the outdoor activities that I'm more prone to doing while in my favorite Texas city!

I was glad I made the trip down to celebrate my little sister's 23rd birthday a week early. Unfortunately, I have some crap workshop that I think is totally pointless that I'll be attending next Saturday...which means I won't make it down to the ATX for the real thing.  My dad came too, so we all got to hang out.  Did something I hadn't done in forever - Went to the mall with my dad...he still waits outside of stores until I'm done.  I think this is because I'm less likely to ask him to pay if he's not with me ;0
Went with mom, Katie, and Wesley to see Black Swan (a 2nd go 'round for me)...I'm in love with this film...It's truly impressive.

When do you say enough is enough?  Beau - my sweet baby boy Chihuahua...I swear I might break down into tears. I carry him everywhere.  He's on "bed-rest" I guess you could say...2 weeks to go...I take him to my mom's, which for him is usually uneventful...Not supposed to be jumping...jumps off couch...Now holding hind leg up.  What am I going to do?!?!  Our wallet can't handle another injury.  I've never seen such a problematic dog.  We've repaired two luxating patellas, he has a heart murmur, so add up all the shit we've paid for to keep that under control, and the recent shoulder sprain...I keep him exercised, proportionally fed, we've got stairs to all the places he tries to climb on...and I don't know what else to do.  Clearly he's stuck with terrible genes, but this is out of control! (not to mention the other two patella repairs plus an ACL repair & liver biopsy for Roxy)...WTF!!!  We should've invested in Dallas Veterinary Surgical Center...or they should offer "buy 5 surgeries, get one free."

More unpuroseful sharing...
Favorite Quote of the hour featured on Real Housewives of Atlanta:
NeNe - "Is Yo Wig Squeezing Too Tight on Your Head?!" in reference to Kim being a "Crazy Bitch"
I can't wait to use this.  Ahahaha!!!!!  Such trash these shows are, but whoevencares.  I can never get enough Real Housewives of Beverly Hills or Atlanta.  It cracks me up how insane these women are!

1 comment:

  1. So heffer is spelled heifer...but I'm speaking ghetto, not literal.